May 052010
 

If we’re going to get along we have to understand one another! To work well together and to become friends we need to set some ground rules:

#1. I appreciate honesty and straight talking. To get the best out of me be honest and don’t beat around the bush. Don’t flutter your eyelashes, give me your most endearing smile and whisper babe’s and sweetheart’s at me. It’s an old model mind trick and your mind powers will not work on me girls. If you want something, just ask me please.

#2. If you have to cancel our shoot, call me and cancel our shoot. Please don’t flake on me. Calling me and telling me you don’t feel like it or are covered in spots is preferable to grandmother dying again. Honesty girls… Honesty!

In return I promise I’ll treat you with respect and regardless of hair colour as an intelligent human being. I’m well aware of the clichés surrounding blondes and models… from my experience they are totally unfounded.

You don’t want to be labelled as a dumb blonde, a fiery redhead or a can’t-walk-and-chew-gum-at-the-same-time model. Likewise, I’m not the guy in the club flattered by your sweet talk and mesmerised by your jiggly boobies. (Not all of the time anyway).

Capisce? Cool! Here’s to good times…